December 2009
13871.) his penis is huge and i am afraid of it.
despairxfactor:
this doesn’t sound like Jackie.. (via blogsecret)
HA!
Normally I'd say yes, but I did watch Avatar the...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(602): Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
kissalyssa:
Hip-Hop Saved My Life—Lupe Fiasco
i have
despairxfactor:
a song from ocarina of time stuck in my head.
Epona’s song?
That's something, right?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(314): great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter (1-314): at least I said it was good
#25: Stephanie Meyer
fuckyeahtwilightsucks:
zombiekookie:
american-apologies:
With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main...
Wow
fmylife:
Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML
Heheh.
It worked.
Because it will be the last time he ever has sex.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(301): in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just now.
me: ...do you want me to hurt you fewl?
brother: you've already battered me enough.
me: not today.
brother: yes you did, you surprised me with that sneak attack. you got me like charlie sheen got his wife!
earlier.
brother: (blocking my path) what's the password?
me: move or i'll punch you in the nuts.
brother: (covers crotch) what's the password now?
me: *surprise crotch attack*
brother: (O_O) you got it right the second time.
I said this just hours ago... didn't stop me from...
brother: ...you know, i don't think he has any friends.
me: then how do you know him? oh wait.. comic book store.
brother: yeah, he was a customer.
Both.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(715): so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
betweennowandforever:
thismightsuck:
iammattjordan:californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about. Let’s get some shit really fucking straight - most of you here on Tumblr were born in the 90s, and don’t know a damn thing about half the...
You foot is the same size as the distance between...
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
I’ll be dammed.
Heheh. I make my own luck.
Like Harvey Dent and shit.
Ouch
fmylife:
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn’t my dad. FML
Just read a story about a guy who spent 26 years...
I can do it in 1 minute, 4 seconds.
Sad really.
“I love quoting people on the Internet! Nobody ever checks your sources.”
– George Washington (via joshsuth) (via classyasfuck)
Saw Avatar tonight.
Much to my surprise, I really dug it. But then again, as a Native American, I love movies about Native Americans.
The trailers really don’t do this film justice.
Also, I watched it in 3-D. I would not recommend seeing it any other way.
So, I’m watching A Walk To Remember (SHUT UP, BARBARA!) and I think it’s to blame for my being in love with Mandy Moore. Just saying.
Why, Charlie?
Why?
Finally figured out why tumblr hasn't been...
I feel like a blond. No offense to those with the yellow-colored hair. Merry Christmas. 0:)
Christmas was... interesting...
I got shirts.
And sudoku. I like sudoku.
At dinner, I found out that one’s bladder can fall out of the body. (don’t ask.)
Ate more than enough hot wings.
Watched The Incredible Hulk on blu-ray. It was to my liking.
Now I think I’m getting sick.
Last night I got a hip flask, but I got’s nada to fill it with. Like an alcoholic gift of the magi.
Anyone else have an odd...
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