February 2010
January 2010
Ah, tumblr. I've missed you.
I believe this has been the longest I’ve been away from tumblr since I joined last year. Lacking proper internet blows. Anyway, so, I still am sans-employment. Central Coast California sucks right now. I needs money!
Turns out bookstore girl has a boyfriend. Apparently, that’s no longer an issue with women. I swear. I can’t remember the last time a single woman was interested in...
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Love that movie. ♪Ja-kie-Chan! Where’s the talisman? You gotta find it now. You always do somehow!
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Apparently, I would jump off a bridge just because...
The bridge in question is formspring.me
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This is from Fallon’s first episode… back in March. I’m now convinced that CoCo is psychic.
Bitch
fmylife:
Today, on a 16 hour car ride my kids were being unusually rowdy. After finally losing my patience, pulling to the side of the road and spanking them both. I said, “no speaking for one hour.” Exactly one hour later my daughter informed me I left my son crying on the side of the road. FML
I see that you enjoy Twilight.
fuckyeahtwilightsucks:
randomanimosity:
artsymusicalgeek:
harryfuckingpotter:
divination:
Let me introduce you to my friend, Literature.
I don’t believe you’ve met.
lol.
Between Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh and the NBC executives, this has been an...
– twitter.com/nick_black
Yes, I just quoted my own twitter. I do that from time to time.
Not that this is new or anything, but Rush...
When I think about what he said in regards to Haiti, I’m reminded that just because we have the freedom to say whatever we’d like, doesn’t mean we should.
So, I go away for a few days and tumblr. makes...
I approve.
Hey, there.
Miss me?
I will probably be internetless for the time...
But I wanted to update you on something. The girl I met at the bookstore right before Christmas, remember that story?
Well, I found her on myspace, she gave me her number, she just moved out of state but we’ve been talking on the phone.
No idea where this is going but it sure is interesting.
That's fucking freaky.
fmylife:
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Had one of those dreams.
I was working for the UFC in some kind of directorial position, and everything looked like a cross between Zelda and Star Trek.
Word.
Anyway, so here I am organizing the current UFC event, all flying around on hover boards and whatnot. Even a task as simple as finding a notebook required some kick-ass action involving jumping off a cliff and calling forth my hover board for me to land safely on...
You, sir, married a whore.
fmylife:
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I’m going to be an uncle. FML
You walked right into that...
fmylife:
Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, “How do you even hug a whale?” My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, “Like this.” FML
The U.S. Marine Corps is actually older than the...
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So, my tumblarity is 3 and I'm in the top 1,200...
Start making sense, tumblr!
So... I'm not the only one who noticed Luke Wilson...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(845): Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson’s face in those AT&T commercials.
Regarding my previous post...
I can’t decide on a film. Can’t even decide on a genre. Drag.
I used to have this New Year's tradition...
… where I’d pop a dvd in the dvd player (vhs in the vcr pre-2002) and ring in the new year with a movie-film. Four days into 2010 (I keep saying two-thousand and ten, but the media insists I call it twenty-ten. Fuck you, media! Fuck you right in your media-ass! This is my blog! Not yours! Additional generic rant ending with an exclamation point!) and I have yet to watch a single...