December 2011
Saving the Best for Last.
Favorite Person of 2011: That would be… the pretty lady whom I know for a fact will read this.
She knows who she is. And she’ll ask if I want to get slapped once she reads this. But I love her. I loved her in 1999. I loved her 2011 and I’ll keep loving her in 2012.
Yu-Gi-Oh Players
So, I’m at the shop today when a group of Yu-Gi-Oh players come in to buy sleeves for their cards. Now, card sleeves come in two sizes: Magic sized, which fit everything but Yu-Gi-Oh, and Yu-Gi-Oh sized which fit only Yu-Gi-Oh.
These guys want to buy Magic sized sleeves. This is what happened.
Me: You guys play Yu-Gi-Oh?
Yu-Gi-Oh Player: Yes.
Me: And you’re buying these for...
Can't sleep. Gotta be up in 5 hours.
So I’m looking through my facebook timeline at status’ from 2 years ago with comment convos with upwards of 91 comments where it’s very evident that Ana, who was not my girlfriend at the time, and I were flirting like crazy.
Like. Crazy.
At the time, I was well aware that this one dude was trying to cockblock me, but I never noticed that there were a few moments where...
I wanna take this time
To say how amazing my girlfriend is to me and that I love her and she got me some sweet DVDs and a Swiss army knife style pocket tool and clothes and it’s all awesome!
:)
First time I heard of "The Wire" was sometime in...
Which, I believe was during its fourth season.
I’m a crime nut. When I went to school I was an ADJ student and I tend to suck the cock of crime & pulp fiction like I was a Presidential intern. As such, I was reading “Criminal” (which is a crime based comic/magazine) when it mentioned this HBO series that blew “The Sopranos” out of the water. I mean, how does...
“Bros before hoes.” Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have...”
– Michael Scott (via siouxthing)